After ‘ THE BIG BANG THEORY’, it’s time for THE BONG THEORY!
Bongs are everywhere, you know . Even you can’t smoke pot without a bong! Oh yes!
Being a bengali guy, I have suffered sufficiently just to think these jokes without abusing myself and saying the f-word .
In my childhood, one uncle had asked me:
-What do you call a mirror that’s not coming ?
-What
-“Ayna”
I guess he had some serious mental health issues.
Just as you know-
‘When life gives you lemons
You should mix it with daal and have it anyway . Perhaps some ‘bhaat’ could help you as well.’
Then I grew up. One day, I asked my friend for a relationship advice. He is a genius! I said-
I don’t know how to win an argument with my girlfriend ! No logic works for her.
– You are a stupid person , man .
Look, their brain is confusing. But here’s the truth.
– What ?
-There’s two part of the brain. On the left side there is nothing right.
– And !
-And On the right side , there’s nothing left .
Technically , I am ugly…I know that.
One time, just once, someone called me hot…
That’s when I realized , I was blocking a Bengali girls way.
Okay! I am a bit of a foodie .
Spaghetti is not the correct for me. I hate that word personally .
Mota Maggie is what I have for Breakfast.
So I am in my college years. And the best thing I have learnt is the perfect way to say a Bengali girl that you love her –
“Girl ! You are the aloo to my biryani!”
Long time ago I had read Hamlet. What confused me was that, there was this famous dialogue like that – “to be or not to be ?
That’s more than one question .”
Just for the information , boroline is the prescribed moisturizer unofficially. I hope you know that .
Perhaps , the bravest thing I have done in my life – I have farted during my diarrhea .
I know I am not funny. You guys had enough . That’s too maachh!
The Bengali daily soaps have FUNNIER contents.
